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VIP Private CRYPEE Dinner! ARE YOU GAME? Да!

May 20, 2025 by Leticia Matlock
Image: Fangoria

“I Do Wish We Could Chat Longer, But I’m Having An Old Friend For Dinner.” – Hannibal

Vlad, Master Chef, hear more coming.

Да, I too don’t trust the motherfuckers! But don’t need to trust полезный идиоты

Trace them?

Like a long string of pearls, letters and numbers connect to names and accounts. Key is to fish out Oyster that laid the ‘real’ pearl. Or, bait the great fat golden goose!

You mean golden cupola?

Да! REAL Key is in accessing “digital security box.”  But now I need to return to my guests…

Welcome! I see some old faces… не счастье меня видеть? Perhaps last supper left a bad taste in tongues?

Vlad, I hope they find entrée stimulating and tremendous in taste! A spectacle indeed! 

Kremlin, recall my words to Lavrov: Good Accountants know how ‘to get to heart of the problem.’  

Да, but a genial of numbers, an artist of the forensics, gets to the matter of the mind.

Lavrov, attending dinner?

нет!  Я предпочитаю икра.

Counterfeit is not only in Currency. Some Crypto coins, as Presidents, are as “phony as a three-dollar bill.”

Mr. Trump, Bill Maher says you were ‘gracious and measured.’

Bill, hear you said you weren’t ‘high.’ Neither was a Justice Department Agent. “Krendler is conscious but too drugged to understand what is happening.”

Look, funny man, all joking aside. It’s not about hate or divisiveness. We all have a ‘gracious’ neighbor whom we kindly respond with ‘great’ when asked ‘how are you.’    

But we wouldn’t be caught dead in their house. Bottom line, we don’t LIKE or TRUST them!

Face it. You got played!

Vlad, will Donny Duck give the Winning BOX with a one million little boxes to banana head? And will banana dance in ‘Gangnam Style’?

нет! Recall Lesson: Not all big things come in little packages.

I suspect he, like other Very Idiot People VIPs will eat and run!

Image: Dreamstime

Miss Foxy, care to experiment? Useful little ‘minds’ are surprisingly delicious!

Perhaps Vlad. But as Lavrov, I too prefer Caviar!

My guests, your Host returns. Appetizers?

But be forewarned – ‘Food’, as deals, is not always ‘on the table.’ 🙂

Eat Eat Eat!

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