SUPREME COURT, J’Accuse…Space Twit and ‘Security’ Watchdogs!
Space Twit, ‘Security’ Watchdogs and Commander in Chump: ‘Fools, joke’s on you!’:)
U.S. SUPREME COURT, two mock trials:
People of the United State of America v Space Twit & ‘Doge and Pony Show.’ Defendant is charged with withholding information and bribing citizens in elections.
Court Clerk: All Rise, the Honorable GoBeth presides.
Judge GoBeth: How do you plea?
Defendant: Not guilty.
Prosecution Opening Statement: The Defendant, Space Twit, is charged with two counts: 1. Misleading the public as to Unavailability of government funds; 2. Promoting a ‘Doge and Pony Show’ of problem of population decline due to Women’s failure in bearing children.
I refer to The “People of the United State of America v ‘HorsePucky” as Precedent to my arguments.
Defense Opening Statement: House Counsel for the Defense, Poozi Skam of Madd, Oof, and Skam
Your Honor, if it so pleases the Court, I wish to expedite this trial in the interest of time and money. My client is a very busy man and wishes to get government off his back and return to his rocket ship. Furthermore, my client is ready to offer each of the Jurors a $1 million dollar check if you sign a petition to enter a plea of ‘not guilty’ and IMPEACH Judge GoBeth.
Judge GoBeth: Counselor Skam, I find your client in contempt and order he pay a fine of $1,000.00
Counselor Skam: Sincere apologies Your Honor.
Defendant: $1,000? Lady, don’t you know who I am? I’m the world biggest billionaire?
Judge GoBeth: Space Twit, this my last warning. “Don’t make me go Beth on you”!
Prosecution: Your Honor, the Prosecution would like to enter for the record:
Exhibit 1: Statement by Defendant offering a teenager advice in starting a business. Yet, failed to disclose his own start-ups funded by DoE and DoD.
Exhibit 2: Statement by Defendant claiming population decline is due to Women’s failure in bearing children.
Prosecution Closing Argument: Ladies & Gentlemen of the Jury, Defendant has shown a clear disregard for our Constitution and Societal Norms. The Evidence presented here by the People calls on your sworn duty to uphold the law and find Defendant guilty on both counts.
Defense Closing Argument: My client’s only fault is exercising his First Amendment Rights. Or, as he enjoys saying, ‘Get government off my back’ and ‘It’s a free country.’
JURY DELIBERATION: Just under three minutes.
Court Clerk: All Rise, the Honorable GoBeth Presides.
Judge GoBeth: Will the Defendant please rise. Has the Jury reached a verdict?
Jury: We have your Honor. We find the Defendant, SpaceTwit, guilty on all charges and being a Nut!
Judge GoBeth: SpaceTwit and Nut, do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
SpaceTwit: Supreme Court is a Ponzi Scheme! My Twits will access your IRS filings, Health records, Social Security….
Judge GoBeth: Bailiff, please restrain the Defendant.
SpaceTwit, best you heed your words for they can backfire marking you loser.
As a Woman, I find your conduct towards Women offensive. As to your claim faulting Women for population decline, it readily appears you’ve been actively busy attempting to solve it yourself.
Reaching your ‘Point Break’? Right, but unlike a young stud, you’re OLD, DUM and short on CUM.
Of course, having access to billions means more Nannies. Surprised you didn’t offer $1 million checks to have a baby. Moreover, Women may see your push to procreate as an underhanded way of promoting ‘Prolife’ agendas.
Space Twit, I sentence you as charged! You are to be ‘committed” to Mars serving two life sentences with your two Twits and solve problem with population in Space. 🙂
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Court Clerk: Your Honor, next case is the People of the United State of America v ‘Security’ Watchdogs. Defendants are charged with surveillance, unlawful detainment and ‘skipping town’ ignoring Court Order.
Judge GoBeth: How do you plea?
Defendant: Not yet guilty
Prosecution Opening Statement: The Defendants are charged with illegal surveillance, reckless endangerment and disregard for the rule of law.
House Counsel for the Defense Mr. Bannan Jakas with JAKAS, BONNER, AND BUTTHD. Your Honor, where’s that pretty smile? Not happiness to see me?
Judge GoBeth: Counselor Jakas, I find you in contempt of ‘putting your foot in their mouth.’
Counselor: Come on, where’s your sense of humor?
Judge GoBeth: Counselor, ready to see me smile and “Go Beth on you”?
Counselor: Apologies your Honor.
Judge GoBeth: How do the Defendants plea?
Defense: Not Guilty. I would like to mark and enter into Evidence the following:
Ex. A: Mandate to ‘remove’ individuals from their place of legal residence to their place of birth.
Ex. B: MAGical Constitutional Alien X-Factor
Ex. C: $6 million check endorsed by ‘GANG of MI-6’
Prosecution: Your Honor, the Defense fails to present Exculpatory Evidence deeming said as ‘state secrets’ and ‘classified.’ Defense confuses their unlawful detention of Men and Women in the United States Act and Disappearing of these Men and Women.’ with ‘Hide & Seek’ Discovery. We present statements as evidence of “Operation Oops.’
Exhibit 1: “Operation Oops’ Statements by the following four Defendants: Mikesuks, Harribilly, Curlypete, and Wachpuudle.
Furthermore, statements by said Defendants and Chief Chump are deemed Fallacies of Relevance: Appeal to Force; Appeal to the People (desire for security, love, respect, etc.’): Abusive; Appeal to Ignorance; Strawman; and Suppressed Evidence.
Exhibit 2: October 4th publication “Declassified: Security and Surveillance in 50 Police States” may shed light as to conduits for Defendants. In said report, “Mark Harris, a freelance journalist points out “How Peter Thiel’s Secretive Data Company Pushed Into Policing” or what some may call backroom deals.
Defense: Your Honor, in our Defense, inadvertent statements were ‘suckin’ bad.
Prosecution: Your Honor, I wish to call my First Witness Pal.
Pal, were you contracted by El Salvador’s “state of exception” to facilitate in the rounding up “thousands of people in an attempt to crack down on criminal gangs” with NO EVIDENCE or DUE PROCESS?
Pal: Classified
Prosecution: Your Honor, permission to treat Pal as a Hostile Witness.
Pal, appears the aim of CECOT was to be an international hub for nations around the world since imprisoning its own people is insufficient to meet quotas. It reportedly “has a capacity for 40,000 people, that is to say only 30% of the current prison population, the rest of the population is located in other centers.”
Were you contracted by El Salvador’s “state of exception”?
Pal: ‘State Secrets’
Prosecution: How much were you compensated?
Pal: I plead the 5th
Prosecution: Your Honor, I am done with this witness.
Judge GoBeth: Witness is excused.
Prosecution: I call my next Witness, ‘Little Marco.’ Little Marco, you stated GTMO Marines say TDA are ‘worse than Al Qaeda”? No evidence to the contrary suggests you got soft soldiers.
But it’s crystal clear ► YOUR WEAPONS MANUFACTURES PROFIT SELLING GUNS TO CARTELS.
Defense: Objection!
Judge GoBeth: Denied, Answer the Question ‘Little Marco’
Little Marco: Yes, but they started it first by selling us Fentanyl.
Prosecution Closing Argument: Your Honor, Ladies & Gentlemen of the Jury, I wish to tell you a true story. A story of man falsely accused, sentenced and convicted. A man shipped to a faraway island, disappeared.
Alfred Dreyfus, the 19th century French army officer was stripped from his admirable titles. Dreyfus was “falsely accused and twice convicted of treason despite overwhelming evidence that he was innocent.”
His crime, it appears was being Jewish, and so few believed him when he pleaded not guilty. But, few protested. Yet, through the power of truth and the written word, the author Émile Zola persevered to unmask the truth in J’Accuse…!
J’Accuse ‘Security’ Watchdogs of unlawful detention of Men and Women in the United States without due process and deported against their will to a foreign State Prison.
Citizens of Venezuela and other South American countries, wonder how “They” may have quickly rounded up your fellow citizens?
In short order and time, “Palantir…came to quietly dominate the domestic law enforcement intelligence infrastructure of the US’s most populous state—and how it could replicate that across the nation and around the world.”
No, Citizens were not shipped to ‘Devil Island.’ They were flown to El Salvador‘s CECOT or other centers.
Ladies & Gentlemen of the Jury, concerned about AI and Facial Recognition? Imagine Officer decides to pull you over NOT based on traffic violation or warrant but a Profile by Pal system comes up based on your Race, Gender, Citizenship, DMV record, Employment, Insurance, Financial (IRS) data, Political affiliation…?
Freedom of the Press gives journalists, reporters and YOU the Right to Speak and Publish. Yet, some, like these Defendants disagree resorting to abusive remarks, threats or ‘disappear’ you.
Lastly, Your Honor, I wish to present to the Court an ‘Amicus Brief’ with an attached note from a Judge, “Nazis got better treatment under the Alien Enemies Act.”
Defense Closing Argument: Ten days after Election Day, the Prosecution presented at the evidentiary hearing, “Gamers, Here’s Insiders ‘Play by Play’!”
It suggested defendants’ ‘Inside Plan’ imitates ‘Escape Plan.’ Sure, contracted by Outside agencies, ‘Private Dicks’ learn the layout of the Web and its Weaknesses (Social Media) monitoring the Routine of People, in the name of ‘security.’
But where’s the proof? Deporting 300 or more people is a small price to pay for freedom and security, right? What are the chances you’ll be next? I mean, other than Sly, how many of you have tattoos?
Defendants are not bad. They’re ‘Goodfellas.’
JURY DELIBERATION: Just under three hours.
Court Clerk: All Rise, the Honorable GoBeth Presides.
Judge: Will the Defendants please rise. Has the Jury reached a verdict?
Jury: We have your Honor. We find the Defendants, ‘Security’ Watchdogs, guilty!
Judge GoBeth: Counselor Jakas, today’s looking like a real stinker! No BS, I calls them as I sees them 🙂
Before I pass sentence, I’d like to say a few words:
Seeking the Spotlight makes you targets. Harris notes, “Working under the radar has been good for Palantir. Working under a spotlight could turn out to be both less comfortable and less profitable.”
Kristi, I don’t see you face prisoners without them being locked up. World sees NO ‘Lioness’ or ‘Beth’ confronting her enemies head on. Betcha got a lot of ‘fans’ down under. But have you made yourself and family a target?
Your country still controlled by those that feed you AND supply energy or parts that make your gadgets possible. All your ‘toolkit’ has managed to do is what your country is good at – ‘OUTSOURCING.’
Seems to me, “THE COUNTRY THAT CONTROLS YOU WILL DESTROY YOU.”
I can almost hear CARTELS and ALL South American gangs, Houthis, Hezbollah, Hamas… respond:
“Watchdogs, ‘Pray that you get to heaven at least an hour before the Devil finds out you’re dead.’”
Sentencing? ‘Security’ Watchdogs, I decided to let the time and penalty match the crime. Being you like border ‘security’ telling deportees to reapply for asylum (about a 10 year waitlist) I sentence you to 10 years working as a Guard at a Prison. You have two options: GTMO or GULAG?
JOTUS intent, as Comrade Dmitry, is in “building our bilateral relations.” Angry and pissed off? Perhaps in the future you’ll think twice about abusing the ‘Rule of Law.’
By the way, Vlad tells me if you believe TDAs are ‘worse than Al Qaeda” at GTMO, just wait till you meet Ukrainian prisoners. Thanks Vlad 🙂