Got “Fuck-You Money”? Join Business Roundtables or Boys of South Park! ☺
A funny thing happened on the way to “South Park.” Ran into “The Undercover Man”, film about “Treasury Agents set out to nail a mobster for tax evasion” known as ‘Big Fellow.’ But got taken down by ONE of his own.
Wanna a list? RICO suaves or Hoodlums?
No file on my desk. Got list on a table!
Mr. Parasite, is death’s hand reaching out from the grave for you?☻
Recall the White House event on June 9th? Let’s start with the small timers:
Dell? Where’s MICROSOFT?
Ober CEO, seems you’ve come a long way from Iran and now working for cab and delivery service. But appears you have VERY LITTLE in common with PLUG n PLAY Founder, an actual TECH company guru. But tell us, how do feel about Iranians being deported? Business, not personal?
ForcingSales, can you confirm and deny you played both sides contracting ‘border patrol’ and donating to help refugees and immigrants?
Not about the markets but corrupt CEOs. UnUnitedCare, what say you?
Is it the chase wanting to give kids freedom or just get into their ‘wallets’? Right, lot’s of ‘Datas’. Wouldn’t want my kid to steal from you.
RobinINhoods, appears you share something with Dave. Recall Ale…?
So, you’re all for investment accounts for kids?
Gentlemen, some may ask, ‘What’s in it for you?’ Why would you concern yourself with someone else’s bastards?
Your version of “No Child Left Behind Act”?
Bullshitters, don’t be shy. I remind CEOs, “Where you stand depends on where you sit.”
SoloMan, why aren’t you sitting at the table with heavy hitters?
As to rest of the dirty bunch, not to worry. Sooner or later, “Every stool pigeon gets paid. That’s one of the rules.”
So like a good accountant, take your money and run… But remember, “Coast Guard is part of the Treasury.”
Now for the high-rollers, ready to ride on ‘a free mare on the merry-go-round’ or what you may call the BIG fuckin Roundtable?
Get in line!
But first, I wanna start with one of the five newcomers: Huntington Ingalls Industries. No, not the nuke ships or cyber that caught my attention. But who it’s for. Taiwan, got your attention?
Again, no file on my desk. Got the list on a table! 🙂
January 9, 2025 – Members of the 2025 Business Roundtable:
Cisco
General Motors
Bechtel
Exelon Corporation
Apple
Eastman Chemical Company
The Home Depot
JPMorganChase
TIAA
Land O’Lakes, Inc.
Citi
Nasdaq
HII
United Airlines
PepsiCo
ConocoPhillips
Tractor Supply Company
Otis Worldwide Corporation
Walmart
The Procter & Gamble Company
Rockwell Automation
Hilton
Eli Lilly and Company
Cummins Inc.
The Travelers Companies, Inc.
American Express
FedEx Corporation
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Yep, now that’s a lot of ‘fuck-you money’! And it’s ‘fuck-you money’ that operates WORLDWIDE!
Do you Drive? Assured you’ll be insured? Ask the ‘progressive’ people. Or, does your claims department put profits above people and pets? Home Fires? If an insured is not protected, what good is paying insurance? Is this why you were dropped from this year’s list?
Hell, are you Safe Flying? But hey, no need to kick off your shoes in U.S.
Walmart, recall recent ‘Deadly listeria outbreak’? It’s a damn shame Rollins, the Agriculture Secretary, seems to only have eyes for China. Didn’t she listen to Homeland Security? “The country that feeds you will control you.” – Forget to include U.S. Companies? More like destroy you. ‘Deadly’ means dead.
Otis, “free falls’? Appears what goes up doesn’t always come down. Except those who come crashing down. Could be worse. Reportedly, a child was ‘crushed to death in between closing doors.’ Seems other countries reported ‘accidents’ too: Stockholm, China, India, Canada… Right, you’re Worldwide.
We could go down the list and find some motherfucker who did this, that or the other. But you get the point.
Or, are you an investor who, “Don’t believe the cynics: Done right, stakeholder capitalism is what America needs.” “Done right” for whom? How do you know what an American needs v America?
Yep, business like war is dirty. Or, as some cops say of excessive force, “Ugly but not unlawful.”
Well, boycotting may be ugly, but it sure as hell isn’t unlawful! 🙂
Besides, who do these fuckers think they are, ‘Knights of the Roundtable’?
Eastman, unlike England, did your company men break the ethical code of Mexico’s “The Knights Templar Cartel”?
George, you may have finished. But my work is NOT done!
Question is who is the ‘Big Kahuna’ with the biggest wad of “Fuck-You Money” who paid for a Pimp’s List and took down the ‘Big Fellow’?
‘Speak of the Devil’ and he pops up in South Park!
Blowhards and Bloody Fools. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming! 🙂 🙂 🙂
