Blowhards and Bloody Fools. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming! ☺

Blowhards, forget LGJs words? “In politics you don’t tell someone to go to hell unless you can actually send him there.”  

A funny thing happened on the way to airport in Washington. CYBER TRUCK driver cut off a big semi carrying EVs. Unable to brake, semi crashed into CYBER TRUCK! EVs were all over the road.

Dud in TRUCK must have called all his DEFENSE and ENERGY buddies. A slew of CYBER TRUCKS came racing and rammed into EVs. DEMOLITION!

Suddenly, the Dud that started the whole mess stepped out of his TRUCK and yelled into a bullhorn, “I’m in charge and own your asses! My country will build new CYBER models. Hell, you all deserve to die!”

Damn, not sure if I was watching ‘Mad Max’ or a wannabe road warrior pretending to be in the Middle East. Time to ‘get out of DOdGE.’ I was happy to say goodbye to D.C.

Few hours later, tired and hungry, I landed at LAX. I rented a car. No, no EV.

I was enjoying my drive in L.A. traffic until … yep here we go again. A driver in a TESLA tailgating me blew his horn before speeding and cutting me off. He appeared to be laughing, until he rammed his ugly piece of shit into a FORD Ram truck! Ram drove off with hardly a dent. Guess they are built tough 🙂  

I gave the Blowhard ‘the finger’ telling him to GO TO HELL! ‘A mí nadie me corrige’!

Elon, hear the ‘tax man cometh.’ But not the first time interns get on their knees. Nice having ‘fuck you money.’

But will the Pentagone take your ‘rocket friend’ away like Butter’s “AWESOM-O” in order to learn your secrets?

Musk, ready to “Invent New Pieces”? Forget your words? “The rules aren’t set, and the same moves don’t always make you win.” I too “can invent new pieces.” Let the new Twit Games Begin!

Angelinos, don’t be fooled by singing parrots. Celebrities, just what part of LA do you love and live in?

Mr. President, will your ‘Great America’ need help again from Border Amigos to fight fires!  Mexico, espera…‘con el tiempo y un ganchito.’

About a 1,000 unauthorized detainees reportedly deported in 2 weeks. Don, got another 10,999,000 to go. ICE, at the rate you’re going, you’re lucky to reach 100,000 in four years. Hmm, how many do you think would have flown and walked back in by then?

Blondie, there’s no art to these deals. Easy for terrorists to negotiate with terrorists. As to ‘living conditions’ in Gaza, you forgot about the Bad and Ugly truth. Bad Ass supplies the guns. Ugly fires them.

And no matter who’s the Sheriff, there will always be a bounty on their heads. Question is, next time, will the Hangman be cheated?

U.S., Canada claims to provide cheap meds to keep your people alive longer while China is said to provide via Mexico cheaper drugs that kills them faster than your BigPharma.

Strange, in his first term, no shutdown of FED Agencies. Yet, Pandemic in 2020? Seems all it took was an AIDS Doc to $contract$ a virus making a round trip to China and back to U.S.

But U.S. profits in selling weapons to Cartels and Troops. Seems like a ‘win-win.’  Sure, Mexico is not Israel. One is an Amigo, the other an Ally. But in supplying them both arsenal are you not a war criminal?

Mr. U.S. President, Mexican ‘Tequila sunrise’ or Cuban ‘mojito’ crisis? Need to keep options open. Next stop Cuba!

‘Kidnap, Rape, Murder”? Looks like ‘little marco’ forgot to include United States Army and the Central Intelligence Agency and their war crimes in the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

China, Russia, Iran, Korea…? Pentagone, I hear a ‘Christian’ National Security blowhard wants Women out of combat.

For Pete’s sake, you’re following the wrong egg as Mr. Garrison in ‘South Park’ or paying the wrong contractor. Heard of tech Pal CEO non-traditional marriage between man & man with another’s kid?

Mark says ‘most companies need more masculine energy.’ How’s that worked for Meta? Wasn’t Sheryl’s feminine energy in Chief Operations key to the success of Google and Facebook?

One wonders, who played Petruchio and Katherina as in The Taming of the Shrew. FACE it. In Shakespeare’s BOOK, there was a lot of pretending.

BTW Palantir, appears you need to tame your Chiefs to ‘speak in public’ and not ‘break a sweat.’

Leaving Cuba on route to New York, I passed GTMO. Hey, Palantir, here’s another great opportunity to surveil. Or what I called, “Declassified: Security and Surveillance in 50 Police States.” Interested in monitoring ‘detention centers’?

GTMO is almost vacant. But who will rebuild it? Who better to dig the graves of your enemy than the enemy itself? Just ask Israel.

Ukraine and Syria – Спасибо Mr. President! Coincidence Ruski subs near bay few months ago? You mean your sonar didn’t pick it up in years past?  🙂

Also, thanks for storing yacht and returning it! Hostages? Right back at you!

Ukraine, three years later, hundreds of thousands dead and no land back or NATO membership. Yet, hear Cyprus looking to join NATO. Hmm, what do they have you don’t? GAS! Right, so do the Ruskis.

Hey, from up here you can see Mar-a-Lago and Kennedy Space Center. No, no chief or ‘rocket boy.’

Don, ‘Make America great again’ in your world? Hemmingway notes, ‘It’s pretty to think so’. So will you rebuild or ‘tear down this wall’?  

China’s World sees America, Africa, India and Europe as Great Gateways for refugees and recruits! Wake up! Sun rises in the East.

Parece que también al Sr. Presidente, ‘El tiro le salió mal. Sería de la misma rabia.’ ‘Gavilán o Paloma’? Good luck in GOP hitting a bird, right Cheney 🙂

Qué sucedió Don Presidente? “Pobre tonto, ingenuo charlatan. Que fui paloma por querer ser gavilán.”

Hasta la vista! Or, in a language you understand Auf Wiedersehen!

Bloody Fools, in these modern times there is no Caesar, no Napoleon. Behold, stage presents you a Nero with no clothes on and his court jesters to cheaply entertain the masses!

Colombia, as China, will you too wait for ‘best moment’? “Espera, como a Moralito, le caera “La gota fría” a la palomita!”

Time to get back to my IFO (Invisible Flying Object). I smiled as I approached JFK Airport. Suddenly, drones came into my ‘restrictive airspace.’ Damn fools!

No problem. I turned on my red and blue ‘high beams.’ ‘A mí nadie me corrige’!

Recall the ‘Eye in the Sky’ near Washington a few years back? China or Amazon testing drone prototypes in Canada?

New sightings! Hmm, UAPs, foreign adversaries or the ‘outer limits’?

Blowhards & bloody fools, guess who was ‘giving you the finger’! 🙂