Extra! Extra! Sex Syndicate Hits the Slammer!

A funny thing happened on the way to the bank. As I speeded past a copper giving a sucker a ticket, a Bentley, Cadillac 60 Special, and Chevy Bel Air flew past me, all chased by a Ford Interceptor!
Not waiting for the cop to hop on his bike, I hit the gas and followed them all!
Like the dude in the film, “The Pink Panther” seeing a gorilla driving and cars whizzing back and forth on a little street in Italy, I knew something was going down.
Once cars hit the brakes, drivers flew out left and right. Bank run? Three minutes later, bank doors flew open! Out came Hollywood Producer, Shyster Businessman and Corrupt Politician. All handcuffed and escorted by a bunch of G-Men into the ‘Paddy wagon.’
Yep, a lot of ‘F-U Money’!
Looks like Producer, Businessman and Politician were looking to make a withdrawal of their ‘dead drops’ – tapes.
Future Bankers may surveil systems software or use AI to spot patterns for SARs or Feds’ FISA. But not so easy with what goes in/out of SDBs – ‘Safe Deposit Box.’
Picture it, scandalous headlines: ‘Hollywood Blackmail, Corporate Dirty Sex and FED Buried Tapes.’’
Or, CASANEGRA Dirty Deals?
Question keeps coming up: Who is the ‘Big Kahuna’ who paid for a Pimp’s List and took down the ‘Big Fellow’?
Forget the list. If ‘a picture is worth a thousand words’, tapes are worth millions! Or billions if you’ve got ‘fuck you money.’
It is said ‘when a man dies, his name dies with him.’ I say, it depends on the Man and Name.
Today marks anniversary of a Man whose Name was sent many times to Hell, until Devil got pissed off and finally paid the Man a visit on the Bequest of another Man.
Mr. Parasite, death’s hand is reaching out from the grave for you!☻Not long before Devil pays you a visit.
Recall the White House event on June 9th?
CEOs, do you long for ‘gone by days’ of 2017 President’s Strategic and Policy Forum and American Manufacturing Council?
Or prefer CASANEGRA Dirty Trade Deals? Ask the Business Roundtable.
As to the rest of you dirty bunch, not to worry. Sooner or later, “Every stool pigeon gets paid. That’s one of the rules.”
Bastards and Wenches, like a good accountant, take your money and run…
But the G-Men will find ya! Or, you’ll get a special visit! 🙂
